So I'm walking up the road, like you do...There was an incredibly posh, well dressed lady some distance ahead of me. I decided to pick up my speed and walk ahead of her. Head held high.....Ok, so my clothes might not be as expensive as hers and my hair not so well coiffed, but I'm STILL a lady and I have just as much class as she does!
Just as I got level with her I suddenly started having an uncontrollable coughing fit, which prompted her to politely pat me on my back.....just as I started to release a succession of rather aggressive (totally unexpected!) machine gun style bottom burps!! (The poor darling almost jumped out of her skin!)
Just as I got level with her I suddenly started having an uncontrollable coughing fit, which prompted her to politely pat me on my back.....just as I started to release a succession of rather aggressive (totally unexpected!) machine gun style bottom burps!! (The poor darling almost jumped out of her skin!)
I don't know who was more embarrassed her or me!! LOL
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